Is the middle prong not for perineum stimulation?

For me, this was the post.

Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?

I’ve seen these images well before LLMs were around.

Cannoliception.

It’s not a joke. I’m not personally into it, but a few people enjoy it.

Did you know your urethra can also taste spicy? Try sounding a Thai chili pepper!

No one told you when to run

You missed the starting gun

• Pink Floyd, Time

The name is Grey. Gandalf the Grey.

I totally get that. I was just saying that I can see why someone would not want to cook.

I also drink tea! My wife is Indian and introduced me to the joy of afternoon tea.

How are you making it? It could be good coffee. I use an Aeropress occasionally and it’s a decent sub for espresso.

Former coder here, and yes, absolutely no desire to code in my spare time.

But he’s been cooking all day. I know several cooks and chefs, and the last thing any of them want to do after a day of constant cooking is to go home and cook some more, even if it takes 10 min. Now are there better (healthier) options than Taco Bell? Sure, but maybe they just enjoy Taco Bell, and maybe it’s an occasional treat.

Cocktails are $20 a pop. Hell, mocktails are like $15 a pop and they don’t contain alcohol.

People can cook for themselves, too, but sometimes they like to go out for food. Same with coffee. It can be nice to get out of the house and go for a cup of coffee, or grab a cup when you happen to be out. Ever tried making a cup of coffee on a road trip? Not impossible, but not super practical for most people. If you want a latte but you don’t own an espresso machine you’re kind of out of luck (unless you want to get an Aeropress). Anyway, there’s lots of reasons why you’d go to a coffee shop.

There has been a huge uptick in interest in the sport of weightlifting because of crossfit. Hampton Morris was our first US male Olympics medalist since the 1960s, and Olivia Reeves won gold.

I think for sports like weightlifting talent is pulled away by professional sports. You could go to the Olympics, or you could go play for an NFL team.

I’ve told my wife that she has permission to eat me in case of emergency, but she had to promise that she would prepare me correctly.

Good. Who wants to drink burnt coffee from a megacorp when I can drink coffee that’s actually good from a local business?

You say “have to”. I say “get to”.