You can both end your employment immediately, and just like it’s nice of you to give notice it’s also nice of them to give severance pay

Open water 5

And if your car has radar that shows you the speed limit it doesn’t recognize the times or the “when flashing” and then your car is probably telling lexisnexis you’re speeding when you aren’t

So he didn’t like kid rock?

This is like a sketch from whose line is it anyway

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The older I get the less I like that one

8 is 10 but 7.99 is 5

We have one yes, what about second father

You can have your fun dice after you stop ice

And digital cameras are bad for the film business. If you don’t invent it someone else will.

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

WSL

Can’t bet on laws being broken, that’s why they got rid of the streaker bet

Well if they tried to buy snow tires they would be expired before the next measurable snowfall

Bullet by Hollywood undead

x5 multiplier, 1 in 1,000,000 chance to go extinct at the end of the round

I don’t smell anything, should we call an ambulance?

Just like all the animals in the wilderness live without government people would do the same thing

The creative industry has a history of using Mac