Fellow fluctuator here! I like the leather belts with the holes all the way around.

Not your personal army, bitch.

My first thought was “I’d break that annoying fucker.”

No.

What’s this about big-ass cups of meat?

Rent free lmao

Do you have a penis? The stream can start off rather unpredictably. Especially in the morning, or post-coitus.

Well obviously you should share with your wife. Dont just eat it all in front of her.

My grades was already has Cs and Ds.

You dont say?

It’s a good thing they ain’t bulletproof, or there would be no way to escape when they catch on fire as they do.

That pussy ain’t old.

Shit. Maybe I’m old…