I am a pureblood and do all the computing I need in my head.

Search for whatever passes for a terminal in microslop machine

Top result is Terminal from 2018

As far as I can tell it is some kind of action thriller movie?

0/10 garbage experience

Movie was terrible also

Brave stand, I will stand side by side with you until the first signs of mild resistance or mockery from the world!

But I’m a compliant little bitch for POSIX daddy

Eat ass

I use NewPipe on android and while it is slow to the point of annoyance it is usable. Also completely stopped my doomscrolling so now I am forced to enjoy and appreciate the little things in life like love and friendship ughhhh