I think they’re referring to the toilet itself. Usually you can stand and pee into a toilet, but they’re suggesting the ceiling is so low it forces you to crawl and sit down.

I think it might be a bit weird to use it at a (first) date.

Them: So what are your hobbies?

You: Getting high as giraffe pussy.

Them: …

A bit nitpicky, but that would more correctly be referred to as the EC president. There’s also the CEU president (Council of EU) which is more akin to a president of EU (which is also technically wrong).

My point is, the structure of the EU is more complicated than republics and there is no real “president” of the EU, which makes that term quite vague and potentially misleading.

And it has no sugar

Can someone explain to me in what world real mozzarella cheese is a weird square? I’ve only ever seen the white blobs which definitely aren’t squares.

I hid the 3.15 kg of cocaine so it’s not visible in frame.