The Infinite Nematode

Thanks for the psych eval but no, it was more the guy from home alone revealing that MJ was a secret hero disrupting a crime ring, it’s all very cinematic

Or is this just fantasy?

That entire paragraph breaks my brain.

Is this a Magic Maze reference?

Multi Level Marketing

Same, small furry creatures from Alpha Centuri. Same

I’ve asked this many times and the hospital seems not to be terribly keen

I knew this because my 16 year old said the other day “did you see that Clavicular got physique-mogged by the ASU frat leader”

I had not seen.

No Truss?!

That was… diverting, thank you

Unexpected Tim Minchin

Isn’t this the intro to Disco Elysium?

Wine-inspired sparkling juice drink

On another note entirely, this looks like one of those memes that’s a still clip from a porn film with an amusing unrelated caption