But Danny DeVito is the biggest thirst trap of them all!

I would recommend you don’t go to Waterstones, Currys, Boots or Weird Fish.

Instead, I recommend going to Staples. You’ll have a much better time there.

On the other hand, is it really worth pirating Microslop products at this point?

Honey didn’t just rip off business customers. It ripped off unrelated businesses too.

I see they went from clean up to production.

You got the numbers backwards. This is one guy who has 6 and a half condoms worth of dingdong.

Because we have statistics for how many male olympians are there, but no stats for how many couples are there. It’s worth remembering that olympians don’t have to shack up with other olympians. Many of them brought partners, and I would bet at least a few are asexual.

My thought was “per olympian penis”, but I admit it doesn’t account for non-olympian penises.

Per athlete. It’s about 6 and a half per male athlete.

The job was for a project involving google.

Yeah, but the options aren’t just “absolute perfection” and “murder innocents”. We expect you to be a third thing.

Look, all they want is a muscular man with facial hair in shorts telling them how he’s going to dominate them, pin them to the floor and just start pounding them. Otherwise, it’s too gay.

The LLM lied. Those aren’t quotes from Lion King, Pinocchio, Pocahontas, Aristocats, or Winnie the Pooh. (Christopher Robin did say that, but not in that specific movie. And it’s not particularly antifa either)

Also, Dr Dawson isn’t from the Aristocats. He’s from Great Mouse Detective, and didn’t say the line there either.

“I hate her because she called me hateful” Checks out.

We’ve seen where civility got us. It got us here. Maybe we should try the other thing.