But our buddy in AI image generation needs a capital B too, so we’re pumping their numbers as well.

It’s a bot, it’s probably generating images from articles as soon as they publish. Probably so reddit can pump engagement stats for the board.

It’s from the 2026 documentary Idiocracy

Weird, I work and get bread and I’ve got one, and my family members all have one. And most forms of communication need at least two people last I checked.

Is it our primary form of communication? No. But if cell towers go down we’re all within range of sending a text. If I lived in a city I’d definitely have one. It’s a stupid cheap insurance policy. But by all means, depend fully on your cell provider for communication.

Here’s something fun for you: Look up Kessler syndrome. If we were to lose control of our satellite networks for 24 hours, there’s a 30% chance it causes a chain reaction to where we lose the ability to even launch satellites without first cleaning up all the space debris. That time window shrinks with each new launch.

See, if you were playing a real game like Elin, you could actually lick it for a taste. Can lick anything with the right trait in Elin.

Anything can be licked, anyone can be milked.

Begin your dream of a dungeon crawling stripper commune now, in Elin.

Yup. Very true among the US Filipino community. Very strong MAGA support. Filipino Facebook is wiiiiiiild.