At this point I’d be shocked if he was able to act like a human for five minutes.

“Ladies and gentlemen, with great pleasure, I give you RoboCop 2.”

Oh wait, are we doing quotes that aren’t in the actual movie?

Whenever I hear news of China, they built a new electric railway, invented something new, or made massive tech progress.

A lot of things in China fall apart in a few years. You can build things fast when you don’t care about people’s rights and just force them off whatever land you need, and make people work insane hours. A lot of the amazing things China brags about is a Potemkin village, just made to show the authoritarian leaders they did got the project complete on time and they in turn use it in their propaganda. Authoritarians always love to brag about making the trains run on time, right? The reality is often different from what the media portrays it to be in an authoritarian country.

But still, China is slightly preferable to the US at the moment.

Eh if you’re a peasant and stay at home you might be conscripted to fight for your lord against the people lord the next county over just because they have a disagreement or maybe because they’re bored or whatever. Probably gonna die a gruesome death either way. Going on a pilgrimage you at least see some of the world before you meet your gruesome death.

Kinda like thought crime?

Ok now apply the same kind of criticism to the anti-liberal memes you’re consuming on the internet. Who do those benefit? Who benefits from dividing people?

Where does this stuff originate from? Some millionaire trust fund baby influencers on youtube or twitch? Why is this Hasan guy on the front page of a website owned by Jeff Bezos?

Keep on repeating the bullshit that Jeff Bezos wants you to about liberals being the real enemy. You’re soooo much smarter than everyone else LOL. You’re really “fighting the power” when you consume the content the billionaires want you to consume.

Still too embarrassed to accept reality.

So Dick Cheney was conspiring with Trump? Must have made for an awkward Thanksgiving with his daughter, don’t you think?

A conspiracy theory that only an American would believe. Denying reality is just compounding the embarrassment your country has become.

Yeah China is like the Soviet Union.

My grandparents had to hold their noses and be allies with the Soviet Union for a while.

But unlike the Soviet Union which was way behind the West in technology, China is ahead of us on EVs and we will have to catch up. But before worrying about that, we gotta take down the US.

US is the same as China now. Well that’s not true, US foreign policy is way more batshit insane than China’s. If you can even call it a foreign policy… it seems to me it’s just the whims of a deranged old child molester surrounded by fucking Nazis.

And China is further away and there’s pretty much zero probability China will invade my country. With the US, who knows? Kinda stupid to send money to a country I may have to be fighting against within a year.

ITT: People blaming everything on the party Americans voted out of power instead of the people actually doing the bad things.

Literally the only thing the democrats can do is whatever they can convince enough of the GOP to go along with, which isn’t much. Many times the most they can do is write a strongly worded letter.

Are you capable of math? If D = 213 and R = 218, is D > R or is R > D? Oh right Americans can’t do math, so blame the Democrats I guess!

Dumbest country on earth, blaming the opposition party for what the governing party is doing.

When there’s FASCISTS in power, you are supposed to oppose the FASCISTS. This isn’t hard.

Y’all can’t come to terms with the fact that your country is being run by a fascist child molester dictator and just pretend like it’s someone else running the country. Too embarrassed to admit y’all should’ve voted for the competent black lady instead of voting for deranged lunatic child molester. Or maybe you just didn’t vote because of some bullshit “principles”. When your principles result in fascism, you have some really stupid principles. Too embarrassed to admit you filled your heads with internet bullshit that you were unable to do the painfully obvious.

You’re still incapable of opposing fascism because you still want to keep your heads filled with internet bullshit, never questioning where the bullshit is coming from.

Stupid fucking Americans.

Yeah I’m not into that kind of thing. Rogue One was weird enough trying to be Saving Private Ryan while having the toys I played with as a kid on the screen. And I find it kinda find it boring when shows spell out what they’re about instead of having a deep subtext so I tend just get annoyed by plot holes since there’s nothing else to think about.

Isn’t all of Star Wars about fascism?

How high are you right now?

Eh, I think that’s more of a business thing. Numbers are something execs can compare on spreadsheet. Putting more budget into making number go up is something execs will do. Creativity can’t be quantified as anything other than risk.

Of course anyone that likes video games knows making the same game over and over just with more pixels is boring. But how can you explain that in the form of a spreadsheet?

So you’re saying I should buy them flowers?

So you just repeat propaganda by an authoritarian regime that has killed 16,000 (and counting!) of it’s citizens in the last few weeks?

Do you work for that regime by any chance? Fair question, given you think a Nobel Laureate that could someday be the Secretary General of the UN is a Mossad agent. Are you an agent of the current Iranian regime?

Fighting ICE with ice.

Stop trying to make BRICS happen it’s not going to happen.

Also it sounds like you want BRICS to be a group of country where they don’t have freedom of speech? Why would this be a good thing?

Pressure politics is part of diplomacy.

That being said, the US effectively doesn’t have any allies any more. Sure there’s still alliances on paper, but Trump doesn’t care about agreements and everyone knows it. But we’re in a bit of an awkward dance where countries don’t want Trump to know that they know the US no longer considers any country an ally. Just buying time to shift everything away from the US.

You might even say that she’s somewhat cruel.