The xSlut by Elon Musk is on hold after several dicks were bitten off during testing. What’s that? Nevermind I just received word that they’re moving to immediate deployment.

What would happen if storm troopers shot at red shirts?

Tell me exactly how an infant can be evil and worthy of death.

Tell me more about punishing evil infants.

1 Samuel 15:2-3

Thus says the Lord of hosts: I will punish the Amalekites for what they did in opposing the Israelites when they came up out of Egypt. 3 Now go and attack Amalek and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.”

The difference being that parents don’t literally create every aspect of their child with the perfect knowledge of exactly what it will do. God does. To imply God didn’t intend for Satan to do what he did means you have to throw away either all-knowing or all-powerful for your idea of God.

Put gendered signs on the bathrooms at home if you want to start a war.

That’s blame shifting. God as the creator of everything is responsible for everything. He could have created humanity in such a manner that they weren’t prone to sin. He could have created Satan in a manner that he wouldn’t fall and tempt people to sin.

Does free will exist in heaven?

The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.

Against all odds, the one you were born into. Isn’t that convenient?