What we need is a healthy mix of green and orange. A pleasing green poop green

ICE deserves to have to use OneDrive. May Teams, Copilot and PowerAutomate follow them for the rest of their lives.

That’s a shit henge

Air fryer tip: Don’t get the really big ones. The strength of the air fryer over a regular convection oven is that it’s small, so it gets really hot, really fast, all over, and cleaning is easy.

Manufacturers have started putting frying baskets in toaster ovens and calling them air fryers, except they’re not as good at the things you want an air fryer for. They take longer to heat up, they don’t “fry” as thoroughly and they’re harder to clean.

If you already have a toaster oven, or have use for one other than air fryer things, you could buy the basket and use that instead to save money and counter space, it’s just not gonna be a great fryer. But it’s still an oven.

Also, just another related unsolicited kitchen advice: Don’t buy kitchen appliances with touch interfaces or even just touch sensitive “buttons”. Specially ones that you touch with your fingers coated in grease from frying things.

Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

Those damn communists want ICE to get warrants before invading possible CARTEL MEMBER houses.

They even want ILLEGAL GANGS to have due process and right of an attorney instead of being shot in the streets

This is the daily reminder for everyone to get a colonoscopy.

It sounds like I’m joking cause butt stuff, but I’m not. It could save your life.

Bro, you got infinite money. You could be at the beach. You could be traveling the world staying in 5 star hotels. You could attend any concert you want, anywhere you want. You could be gambling millions in a Monaco casino like a Bond villain. You could live in a custom penthouse inside a giant golden blimp.

Why did you decide you want to be a pathetic loser?

If anyone wants to see this in action, one of the Mythbusters Breaking Bad specials test out the bathtub dissolving thing from season 1. In the show they use hydrofluoric acid, but that doesn’t work and they move to harder stuff. They don’t actually say it’s piranha solution, cause Discovery probably wouldn’t wanna let them teach people how to get rid of bodies, but they say sulfuric acid and something else “with a lot of oxygen” wink wink

It’s the Cheeleader Effect, but for racism

Isn’t it Open AI who bought it with Nvidia’s money that Nvidia said they’ll think about giving them later with the money they’ll make from selling their GPUs to data centers that haven’t been built powered by infrastructure that doesn’t exist yet

Me, an intellectual

It’s a pretty popular manga/anime from the 90s, that somehow is still going, and that unfortunately does not include Schwarzenegger

I don’t know about the Detective Conan bit, but the Pokémon part is that the Pokémon website has (had?) a feature where certified people can setup TCG events, and someone organized one at the Yasukuni Shrine, the one for the war criminals.

Chinese people on the internet were upset, China made a statement, the Pokémon Company apologized

Now personally I think this is less on Pokémon and more on Japan having a shrine celebrating pillagers and rapists.

EDIT: Looks like the reason people are upset over Detective Conan is that they did a promotional crossover with My Hero Academia, and in My Hero there’s a character named Maruta Shiga who does human experiments. Maruta (literally “log”) is what the “scientists” of Unit 731 called the people they killed.

Unfortunately, no one is free of the influence of the US and its cabal of pedophiles.

It’s very funny to me how much of US law discussion is arguing the intent of what some slavers wrote 250 years ago.

Is it even worse in Europe? Are people holding up the Magna Carta and going “see, it was never intended for widows to remarry”

Respect to your bunghole

Cause I don’t want you doing my drugs while you babysit

fr those comics are so wholesome.

Terrible idea: Patreon where the reward is that the artist won’t draw porn of the characters you’ve grown to love

So it should be fine to hang dong, as long as it’s shaved 🤔

We supposedly evolved to perceive values logarithmically. The difference between 1 to 3 should feel bigger than 3 to 5. Yet, the difference between $5 and $10 feels to me way more than the difference between $1 and $5.

Maybe I’m just broke as shit and think $10 is a lot of money