Sarcasmo

This must be the work safe version.

Luke…I look like your father.

“Which M&Ms do you prefer, Tattoo?”

How do you think tires feel when they’re vulcanized? Try to put yourself in their treads.

At most companies there’s no option. You have to do the random drug they’re testing or risk termination.

Should have let that one go before putting on the rubber suit.

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Will probably never benus.

It’s unusual to see these. They’re usually buried deep.