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And how should we collect those taxes…

This 1,000%.

Uhhh… Go Seahawks?

I’d say that you’re best bet is to go the “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra” route.

Jesus Cash!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTs_Q4hEqmA

This motherfucker will soon be advocating for the return of full-blown slavery while thinking he’s safe because MAGA keeps saying he’s “one of the good ones” and he truly believes that is a compliment.

You vote your heart in the primaries. In the actual election, you vote against the worst.

At least, until we get ranked choice voting or something better than the two-party system we have now.

The terminology has been demonized so much by the opposition that it needs to be updated. What better way than to use terms the average person can relate to.

And more fun!

Very briefly, after the CEO of United Health was killed, insurance companies were accepting claims they otherwise would have rejected.

Erotic is when everyone involved in the scene is in full consent of all the actions happening. Vulgar is the moment one person decides that they are no longer comfortable with the actions happening yet the scene continues anyway.

The guy who stares at a goat

Thanks. I was thinking cricket.

Sign them up for absolutely everything you can that asks for a mailing address, email, phone number, and any other info you have for them. Use their info to donate to every cause you can find that they would be opposed to, then let the USPS take it from there.

Waiting for the time AI tells you that you’re fern has chlamydia.

Excellent! As long as you start feet-first.

Sounds like a perfect 5 of 7 to me.