RustyShackleford

In most restrooms, I make a conscious effort to avoid touching every surface.

Morons… cutting off one’s nose to spite one’s face.

Seeing as how the aliens mouth is infinitesimally small, this is completely believable.

Much like the rancid toilet bowl it is.

Pretty sure I still have 10GB of custom content for Sims 2 on my backup drive. I used to play it so much it took 15 minutes to load due to the sheer amount of mods lol.

It wasn’t talked about much publicly, but Bobby Brown was secretly Gumby’s alter ego, like Hannah Montana.

Sorry… I couldn’t help myself lol.

I was attacked by a goose once, I screamed and punched it, fortunately its neck was strong… the golf course did require me to pay half of its veterinary bill.

Then I don’t know, maybe stop falling for it? Seems rather simple, the response seems to get it more attention than you intended.

Or, we can simply stop piling on each other… At this rate, we’re doing the Republicans’ job for them arguing about this petty issue when there’s far bigger things to deal with.

You’re likely right about it being them, as any troll knows, “the fox smells it’s own stink first”.

As I’ve grown older, survival has become a burden. I’ve decided to embrace chaos by traveling in my shark suit and detonating any reactors I encounter. I’ve always been a morally upright person, so I believe I deserve to sought a little chaos in my life.

Thanks, I felt this fit the energy of the shitpost community best.

Is this shitty enough?

That’s Jeff Bezo’s wife.

You’ll technically be “fine,” considering the image description is intended for comedic effect.

Exactly, you’re basically a big slab of veal ringing the chow bell lol.