Thus this custom of firing houses continued, till in process of time, says my manuscript, a sage arose, like our Locke, who made a discovery, that the flesh of swine, or indeed of any other animal, might be cooked… without the necessity of consuming a whole house to dress it.

From the 1888 A Dissertation Upon Roast Pig

Unfortunately the rest of it is pretty trash.

Only a small fraction of the people abducted have been convicted of any offense, let alone those listed. Many aren’t even accused of any of those actions (e.g. overstaying a visa does not require fraud or evasion)