That would just make the LLM homicidally bored and want to kill everyone more.

Looks absolutely radiant.

Computer, recycle that entire replicator meal.

I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

Don’t kink-shame

C’mon, didn’t you ever go to school? Everyone knows that moon cats cast opposite shadows.

Cloudflare is down again

And if it makes you feel better, consider how many contexts the word ‘Ice’ can be used in.

Just for the record, I really don’t like ice. It’s cold, slippery and wet. And people ruin perfectly nice whiskeys by overdoing the ice in them.

Also fuck the shitty US fascist police, too.

Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:

There’s a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:

a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stitching you back up

or

b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers

This is why they had to end the other Temporal Cold War.

They realised they can’t keep sending timeships into the past to fuck around with their enemies, because the timeships keep being stolen by Janeway and/or Kirk, who then proceed to fight each other in alternate timelines.

Temporal scientists estimate that up to 67% of all timelines consist of nothing but time copies of Janeway and Kirk fighting each other.

I have brought glory into our house!

…by glory I mean a muddy stick.

Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.

You poke the DHD in just the right way, it makes the Stargate go sploosh.