“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”- Hunter S. Thompson

The article makes several bold statements and cites zero sources. I don’t see any reason to believe it.

Whenever I visit a grocery store that requires a phone number for member number it’s (area) 867-5309