How… how do they find a partner?

Wow, really?
Quotas were introduced in the Stalinist USSR at one point in the 1930s, I think. Before that, you had to prove that you were innocent to have a shot at escaping imprisonment. Before THAT, authorities had to prove you did something wrong (they almost always found something, though).
Both of these early approaches were simply too inefficient to man the gulags and run the country into the ground, I guess.

Is it you, SatansMaggotyCumFart?

Top or bottom panel?

Semi-related:

“You’re shivering in the shower wrong”
I’m intrigued.

Just take a look at the large communities on Lemmy:

• News: American
• Politics: American
• Memes: American AND political

I could not find any European meme community at all, and if there was one, I have a hunch it would be flooded with things Trump said or Musk said or whatever is new on Netflix. I guess news about the Circular Economy or the microplastics regulation, being rolled out slowly and in phases, though absolutely affecting EUropeans’ everyday lives, are just not quite as entertaining from an existentialist POV.

The Kama Sutra has you covered: Deer, mare, elephant as metaphors for the various sizes of human womens’ genitalia.

It’s a green emoji.

Fun fact, the name of the star Algol means “the ghoul.”

Some people ate so weird about sex

Team by team reporters baffled, Trump, tethered, cropped

NOW you tell me.

“Loose like sleeve of wizard.”

I’ve read his treatise and I liked it a lot, but it appears to be full of wishful thinking. “Disenshittification?” Oh my sweet summer child, enshittification not only keeps getting worse, it seems to be accelerating. Also thinking the world would somehow, magically, unite against Trumpism, that there are cracks starting to form in the American digital hegemony… I don’t share this optimism at all.

A lot of things are possible with a knife and a lighter.