Since everyone mostly responded to the nuclear stuff, I am not very aware of a reopening or even extention of german coal mining. As far as I know the predefined end of germanys coal mining (at the very least surface coal mining) is still 2030 (unless the CDU decided to fuck that over as well).

Wasn’t there a chess tournament thing where one Player was accused of cheating via remote vibration buttplug?

I kindly ask you to explain how you would deescalate this situation

So you want them to escalate the situation further and start WW3?