Say the literal one dimension comedian. How many times has Adam Sandler kept you in SAG?

How much longer can you keep a dead horse alive?

So is there a link that exists already? I’m interested in tattooing this to my jackets.

If someone said this to me. I would be violent instantly.

I called it a year or two ahead of time. Oracle will get bought by the federal government. Larry already has the fix in.

Thank god I’ve aged out of military service and the draft. Plus I’m disabled. So have fun maga fucks!

Someone should just give dude the biggest wedgie possible. Fucking loser.

Let’s just put this out there. If Iranian cells want to hurt Republicans? I won’t bat an eye. Just don’t hurt non-Republicans. You two can have it out.

Taboo for sure.

As an American. Fuck my current administration. I can still say that for now. Let’s see how long it lasts.

Sure seems like getting trained up and in shape would be a good idea. Just in case, ya know.

I still say we should get one of those shit flingers from a farm and give Reddit HQ a good smothering.

I hope every religious person comes together one day. and I mean all of them. Every single one of them of all religions. I mean every fuck wit who believes some bullshit. Get together and a dirty nuke goes off in the center of the meeting.

Thank you. And to anyone out there trying to quit. You have to try out vaping and then when you get sick of getting sticky from the juice. You’ll finally want to just stop.

Greatest accomplishment of my life was quitting cigarettes.

Thanks Doge. Daily reminder. Fuck Elon.

I believe these clowns actually believe their own bullshit. Whole heartedly. There is no mask off moment. They are fully deluded.

Why I tell family in Texas. I’m not ever stepping foot in the state. Sorry.

I mean. I can’t read well because I have that double vision thing and dyslexia like a mother fucker o top of my ADHD. I do audio books on long drives tho. They really put me into the story. But he’s just admitting he is misinformed on all matters of life.

Good thing they don’t even know what Lemmy is.