Despite the obvious joke, confusion like this can be avoided by simply putting the names in the same order as the people.

What a pathetic loser

“had to”

If ya got time to lean, ya got time to bean

The Simpsons season of Fortnite made me one a new hit&run so much more than I already did

Burn down your local chapter of the heritage foundation.

Seriously, why is this guy posted so much? Most of his posts are more cringe than funny.

At first my fat ass thought it was a giant fountain-soda lid

A hot dog is legally a sandwich in CA