The Iranian leaders come across a bit YOLO when it comes to their own personal safety.

I just made a hotdog, I put way too much pickle on it … but I ate it anyhows.

I hope he TACOs this or at the most they drop their ordance in the Lut Desert so he can say mission accomplished.

It’ll be fine, eventually. They will lose audience regardless of what they do … Probably accelerate it.

It will be held here followed by afternoon tea and their choice of Epstein delights.

Before reading the article I honestly thought this would be about athletes trying to pick up in the village. It was even stupider than I imagined.

But I want the sonic screw driver one.

Are you sick and tired of having all your insurgencies in an faraway, hard to pronounce land? How to make one right on your door step.

Haven’t looked at one of the Epstein files, I’ll leave the legality and content sleuthing up to others. What I am interested in is how these supposedly redacted PDFs were made.

I have dug out my copy of ol’ Acrobat pro 9 (fuck Adobe anything after CS6) and have run a few tests. The redact tool is powerful, incredibly easy to use and idiot proof. If there are redacted PDFs that can be hacked (copy & paste) they weren’t made using the redact tool in Adobe Pro.

There is a theory going around that DOGE cuts removed Adobe Acrobat licences and the thought of hundreds of untrained FBI or DOJ agents frantically using a black highlighter in MS Word is absolutely hilarious to me. Move fast; break things.