Ikr?! She’s the Artillery Witch from Trench Crusade!

TC is like an even more grimdark Warhammer. I’m mainly into it for my Witch Boo(m) as she is a freaking baddie, but ngl I do also deeply enjoy all the theological fuckery. The lore for the xtian and muslim factions is so much fun to read through and the Iron Sultinate is just so fucking cool to see in a game! God was so pissed at the christians for opening their dumb portal and starting the war, that he gave the muslims a fucking massive iron wall to protect them from the hordes of hell and has basically been uninvolved with the whole thing since. The christians have been cloning jesuses as weapons and turning kids into holy radios and god’s basically been giving them the silent treatment, lmao.

Sorry if this was garbled, I was going to write more and better but I have run out of time and need to be a grown up away from my computer again now.

You know she can summon your bombs, right?

The nukes thrown at the litch king were thrown by the pre-ooooo humans, no? It’s been a few years since my last rewatch though, so I’m a little hazey.

Me when I hear chirp

Did that make you feel better? I bet it did. Go on, let it all out. Tell me all the shitty things you’ve assumed about me because being angry at me is easier than accepting the world is ending.

Lmao, don’t worry about your pension, the water wars will get you long before you’re old enough to retire. Billions upon billions of us will die in the next 50 years.

There’s more people alive now than ever before. This insane need for infinite increases on a finite planet is why the world is ending.

Smart phones and short form content aren’t causing birth rates to decrease, that started decades ago when western women started getting access to contraception and gaining human rights.

Climate collapse, resource depletion, the enshittification of everything and my ever growing misanthropy, are exactly why I’m refusing to procreate.

And no, climate collapse and resource depletion are not just affecting the global south. Not by a long shot.

90% of earths topsoil is at risk of depletion by 2050

Global freshwater demand will exceed supply 40% by 2030

Global human population has surpassed Earth’s sustainable carrying capacity.

Global carbon emissions are still rising

The latest CFSv2 model runs now show the Nino 3.4 SST anomaly forecast peaking at 4.10°C in November.

The arctic sea ice extent is declining rapidly and we’re likely headed into a Blue Ocean Event later this year, and potentially a double BOE depending on how the El Nino and summer in the southern hemisphere go.

June 2026 came in as the second warmest on record since 1940 at 1.39°C above the 1850-1900 pre-industrial baseline, second only to 2024 at 1.50°C above the baseline

The world is likely to exceed a key global warming target soon but the earths alebedo with the declining sea ice and lack of cloud cover will impact these numbers massively and isn’t being predicted for, which means that 4.5c above the baseline by 2060 is now possible.

The catholics who participate in cannibalistic blood and flesh rituals every Sunday?

Yeah, you should totally go tell them that they’re doing it wrong and being disrespectful to the legacy of ol’ Oily Josh. I’m sure that hasn’t caused a schism yet.

Oh wait… what was your point again?

If he’s talking about how loving and kind god is, it’s the higher realm one.

The demiurge is the insane temper tantrum of a god described in the old testament.

Talking is such an overwhelming method of communication though, and it requires constant and very precise, physical and mental coordination to be effective.

I sound stupid and crazy when I try to talk, all the sensory input fries my brain and makes me panic.

Deus ex machina.

Fun little coincidence, it’s a screen grab from this video I was watching about Gnosticism earlier today.

Just this god of this failed material realm that we’re in.

They believe this reality was a mistake and the god of it is an imposter who’s either gormless or actively cruel, depending on which sect.

There is a higher realm above this one though with the true big daddy good guy god in it, and that’s who Jesus was on about in the new testament.

Jesus is more like a prophet to gnostics as he’s the first one to pick up on and preach about the higher realm god.

(I’ve been weirdly into learning about gnosticism lately, it’s fascinating stuff.)

So much eye contact

Stop consuming it?

If you haven’t yet, you should read Octavia Butler’s Parable series, it’s a far more realistic take and she was very prophetic about certain things.

Lots of things should be front page news but aren’t. I think it’s to keep people placid, they tend to get very angry when you try to show them there’s nothing anyone can do now and we’re not going to survive the century.

90% of earths topsoil is at risk of depletion by 2050

Global freshwater demand will exceed supply 40% by 2030

Global human population has surpassed Earth’s sustainable carrying capacity.

Global carbon emissions are still rising

The latest CFSv2 model runs now show the Nino 3.4 SST anomaly forecast peaking at 4.10°C in November.

The arctic sea ice extent is declining rapidly and we’re likely headed into a Blue Ocean Event later this year, and potentially a double BOE depending on how the El Nino and summer in the southern hemisphere go.

June 2026 came in as the second warmest on record since 1940 at 1.39°C above the 1850-1900 pre-industrial baseline, second only to 2024 at 1.50°C above the baseline

The world is likely to exceed a key global warming target soon but the earths alebedo with the declining sea ice and lack of cloud cover will impact these numbers massively and isn’t being predicted for, which means that 4.5c above the baseline by 2060 is now possible.