Or my favourite from a physical perspective as a health professional:

What doesn’t kill you leaves you crippled and in pain for the rest of your life!

Cheery.

Oh it has a name!

This is me. Lots of very loud music in my past and now at 51 I still have surprisingly good hearing (can hear those anti-teen mosquito speakers if I’m close-ish) but the tinnitus gets wild sometimes. Luckily for me it works like white noise when I need to sleep. Bonus!