They should have just complied.

That’ll stop ‘em.

Oh my god, you’re telling me that He-Man goes by male pronouns? How dare they? Political correctness gone mad.

On an unrelated note, death seems preferable to living in the current timeline. Or is that just me?

“TheY cAn’T’ dO tHAt, IT’s iLlegAl!”

Yes. I really do.

Don’t expect anything sexy or nothin’, I’m genuinely in this for the Trinitron. Do you have retro consoles or should I bring mine?

So, it turns out what we all blatantly witnessed on video happening actually happened. Who’d’a thought, eh?

Yes, you are, and yes, I am.

You are really telling on yourself.

I have a cat, so I’m not allowed to shit alone anymore.

Even that is far more patience and respect than I would have for them. I’d just ask them if they feel they are properly compensated for deep throating that much jackboot and close the door while flipping them off.

At least it’s the best asbestos.

This is what they teach people to so in business school. An MBA doesn’t mean you know business, it means you’re a grifter.

Anyone who knew what a tariff is was already well aware of that and has been pointing it out literally the entire time.

Mario Party.

I. Fucking. HATE. Mario Party.

Holy shit! I remember that game and playing the hell out of it because I could be Omar Rodriguez-Lopez from At The Drive-In/Mars Volta. I wonder if you can still find that anywhere.

This is my single issue, this will get my vote. Those lakes need to pay for their crimes.

Ugly, yes, but also cheap.

You didn’t watch the video.