“Nobody could have known Trump would do any of this after I enabled him on my platform and endorsed him to my brain dead army of followers. Jamie, look that up.”

I figure most of them will never cross paths with anyone LGBTQ+, and the rest are too dumb to realise that their best friend is.

Did they nazi that coming?

Yes, but my step sister is stuck in that.

Arigato, snowman-san.

My stepmother works in that industry and could have helped with that.

What does your lease say about payment and methods of payment?

I would suggest physically handing a nice big bag with a mix of nickels, dimes and quarters to a designated recipient.