If you want to ruin your life and sink a couple thousand hours into something, Warframe is free, has a decent backstory and a few bangers on the soundtrack.

The regular gameplay loop boils down to “Be a ninja with space magic, build weapons and biomechanical suits of armour out of blueprints that RNG drop from different enemies to customise powers/damage types, level up weapons to rank up so you can get bigger and better weapons, save the solar system with the power of friendship and this gun I found.”

Of course they’re based in Delaware.

“Sex with my wife” (shamelessly stolen from another commenter on the other hellsite)

Miracle Mile

“Friends, foes, and those yet to decide.”

https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treaties/gciv-1949/article-18

Inb4 he’s flirting but autistic so doesn’t know how to do it without coming off as agressive /j

Less jokey tone, if he’s making you uncomfortable, have a word with him about it and say he needs to take a second to think about the way he’s saying these things, because they’re making you feel bad.

If he continues after youve spoken to him, then it’s time to talk to your manager.

If the manager is worth their salt then they’ll speak to him without making it an HR problem, but there will be a record of it happening in case it’s malicious and he doesn’t stop, which will definitely require HR involvement

https://youtu.be/l_hQRDkhZWE

Commonly clay, but looks like OP used sandy loam :D

Treat yourself like the owner of a dog with a pinecone when it comes to phone in bed.

Gotta halt yourself before you turn the screen on and flashbang your brain with “WAKE THE FUCK UP THE NIGHTMARE RECTANGLE REQUIRES YOUR ATTENTION” signals

Warm drinks, cool room, heavy blankets and no screens or bright light for ~1h before

Sometimes if my thoughts are getting loud it takes longer

Completely incapable of foreseeing the profound negative outcomes for all of us, just fixated on the tech and the challenges involved and the excitement of being on the cutting edge and being “patriotic”. It’s not even sociopathy, it’s like a complete blindness to the lives of others and the knock-on effects of their actions.

I’m 100% certain he knows exactly what he’s doing, but the public dont get to see that face. That’s for the investors to know and us to die finding out.

(Also isn’t what you described sociopathy? I’m not a psychoanalyst so couldn’t tell you for sure but that sounds exactly like sociopathic behaviour)

Wow, that’s almost as many people as are buried under the rubble of Gaza

Udm14.com (google without the slopbots) and noai.duckduckgo.com are your search engine alternatives, allows for newer results without subjecting yourself to the clankers

Its exactly as bad as you think it is

Skill issue. T-rexs can’t run fast enough to escape my love for them

Check his hard drives

No that was a Robin Williams film about a robot wanting to gain a soul so they could commit suicide and fight god personally

ZrO2 and Si3N4 are magical materials for bearings, they feel like they’re not real, the same way titanium jewellery feels like plastic once it’s warm

I read this in Chris Ray Gun’s voice