Rally round the family, with a pocket full of shells.

Cops only duties are to protect private property. Nothing more.

If Big Bopper didn’t die, I don’t think anyone would ever mention him.

David Bowie too.

Behold, the poster child of the master race!

His shitty genes could definitely use diversity

Shitty year, honestly. Was technically the beginning of the end to the current climate. Pre 9/11 was the last good era.

Arnold got terminated that night.

Stand corrected. Niiice.

Jew Mexico?

Not if you’re fat. You look like a thumb.

The high profile criminals are buying pardons and gold cards.

AOL sent my dad a transcript of me in a chatroom saying Will Smith looks like a dick with ears.

Imagine all the good that could be done if a mass shooter focused their energy towards these fucks.

Cereal always went great. Especially the feeling of cold milk.