Even if you miss, you will land among the stars…
astronaut swearing the whole way there
Source
There is a comic that does this perfectaly, but I can’t find it right now. Something something post an incorrect fact to the internet, and other will gladly correct you.










Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.
Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.
Me: ummmmm