A half-year pilgrim sounds fantastic! Get a break from my job and explore the world, probably share the expenses and burden with other fellow pilgrims.

Sign me the fuck up now.

I like the suggestions to save money and low usage.

“Have you tried living in complete darkness this month? You could save $2 off your bill!”

“Perhaps try not using electricity this month. Or, consider getting a second source of income to turn on your fridge for a few hours a day!”

And my AUX!

Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.

Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.

Imagine it just gently brushing your cheek at night. Sleep tight.

I got yah, just send me $1,000 in bitcoin if it was worth the fap.

He’s running back to suckle on that fat orange titty.

Trying to focus on my second screen with mature gay porn playing on it instead.

Gimli: Never thought I’d get violated sitting side-by-side with an Elf.

Legolas: How about getting violated with a friend?

Gimli: Aye. I could do that.

It was a murder suicide