Nothing forces guns to hold their value like tighter gun laws. I know collectors that get excited about it.

Who confuses baby-trapping for humor?

He wishes he could say it was new.

Exactly. All you need is a woman whose only fear is getting knocked-up, then you just stop using condoms the moment she says, and all is well. EDIT: /s … for at least 7 others here. How you need that spelled out versus the absurdity of the paragraph is beyond me.

Congratulations on reducing the OP to a maybe-vaguely-appropriate-but-more-so-random set of four words though.

Put a regular condom on one and find out. Condoms stretch and conform, so all your question shows is that you’ve never used one. Its amazing how eager circumcised virgins are to out themselves over this stuff.

https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/naughties/the-forbidden-churro?srsltid=AfmBOoq7zF3w7KNO63Ya08lmBOioZ5Sp8zdL3Q7JxiRJ2TQlerTN1EG6

Honestly why I downvoted OP. They shouldn’t be at the point of having this pissing-match without having used condoms together already, and cumming-inside the vagina isn’t exactly required for intimacy even then.

OPs characters lack imagination, and are catering to an audience that shouldn’t be encouraged into maintaining such a narrow way of thought.

Gets more important as you get older, actually.

Letting a chick mooch off you for too long in a common-law state is a bad-idea. Kids with a poor chick is also a bad idea. All of this is moot if you just plan to give her half your stuff early-on; I won’t lie, that’s more mature than demanding someone you are better-off than put up with your shit indeffinitely; but try that before the relationship ends, and you’re likely to find she has no more use for you.

Friend of mine has three criteria for women, aside from attractive which is just a given in his dating pool:

House (at least somewhere to go where she’s welcome and not abused)

Income (ideally a job, but passive-income works)

Vehicle (or willing to use whatever form of transport it takes to get her need$ met without constantly borrowing/demanding rides)

If she’s not bringing all three to the table, you’re paying for whatever you get out of the relationship, somehow. Me? I don’t think that would bother me so much were I to find myself single, but I have other criteria re: emotional and overall maturity, and women who have those figured out tend to have the House, Income, Vehicle thing worked-out as well.

Lastly, it goes without saying that if you’re not bringing all that to the table, you don’t get to be so picky. These are long-term-relationship criteria, but people would be so much healthier if they knocked these all out before pretending they deserve to be anyone else’s one-and-only.

Thanks for reminding me I’m not being loud enough at night. Gotta keep them potential Luigi’s sleep-deprived, I guess?

This is exactly why so many of us end up as murder-hobos on so many play-throughs of various games. It sucks when the devs fail to catch that an early side-quest reward makes the game too easy, or on the flip-side insanely difficult for failing to complete it.