Said the Internet shut-in terminally online tough guy

“I sure told them.” He said smarmily.

“Don’t they know I’m the expert?” He quietly reflected, repressing his self doubt before posting some other inane and trifling bullshit.

Good news! All unnecessary roundabouts are gone, how about removing unnecessary traffic lights and install more roundabouts.

That’s some high quality snark. Excellent work.

I’m all for if you can’t share, then no one can have it. I’m all for a no state solution.

Its the funniest thing ever that the next place he has a concert is Philadelphia, a place known for its quiet and well behaved citizens, especially when they’re in large groups.

Thank you for summarizing my thoughts. And what should be the thoughts of every American.