Buying the game on launch for full price + (usually) issues or buying it a year later, 60+% off, patched and with additional post-launch content? Tough choice!

Don’t you think it would vastly improve your stabbing experience if the knife could vibrate the Halloween theme while you’re at it?

Any day now someone is gonna quote Austin 3:16 - in the most ridiculous manner possible

Thing is, a lot of people, me included, were asking for a more powerful Switch rather than something entirely new. Its just a compelling form factor.

What I did not want (and what’s the reason I never bought a Switch 2) were 70-80 bucks a game, subscription based hardware features (Chat button), sorta-proprietary storage and gimmicky shit like the camera on a stalk and the sheer audacity to charge 10 quid for a shitty tech demo / marketing game.

And yet, so many people still bought a Switch 2 - so I guess Nintendo did the right thing…financially.

Good for you, Lizzie…good for you.

I’m not the commenter you asked, but I think of Black Flag as a really conflicting game.

On one hand, all of the pirate stuff is really fun. Spearfishing, diving, being on your boat and plundering ships is probably the most fun in any oldschool Creed game.

But if I have to rate it as an AC game, it’s terrible. The story is middling at best, the protagonist is really unlikable, the whole Assasins vs. Templars theme feels shoved in needlessly and the main mission design is absolute ASS. It feels like 70% of all main missions have you tail someone…or something. I mean, the game has a mission where you have to sneekily tail a ship…with your ship. It’s almost like the game is parodying itself.

Now imagine this with even more boatloads (pun intended) of microtransactions everywhere… I really don’t see current Ubisoft delivering a Remake that’s not worse than it was back then.

I am toyimg with the idea to switch my Thinkpad over to a new distro…so maybe I will ;)

Love the playfulness and the name itself…but I’m lazy and apt is shorter and quicker to type. I’m torn…

We already know how things like that can be monetized - just look at the Honey scandal. You rip off both users and business customers… But this time with AI.

What a novel idea, Phoebe. Such Innovation, much wow!

Yes

That would be honorable, so that’s not an option for the orange peril

Given Macroslops recent track record with updates I find it more likely that all Win 11 PCs will be bricked within 18 months…

To be fair, hotel employees can’t be much dumber than the people he could ask instead - a cabal of deluded deplorables roaming the white house

No sign of TempleOS? Gotta be fake!

Yeah, but they said the same thing when the now “outdated” model was released a few years ago.