Someone somewhere probably tried to poison some ants and their dog ate the poison and they felt so bad they did suicide probably

Dave grohl is a douche

I wonder if the guy in the hat is Walter White

Lots of things

I remember girls with their boobs out in the geo tracker

Need more actually

It was coordinated with whoever operated the crane to lower the flag.

They lowered the flag so it was in the photo.

It was coordinated.

There’s a video of all this . You should watch it

The photographers being ushered into perfect position as the flag lowers kind of gives it away

Two things stand out that scream staged.

The photographer were ushered into position just under the president right as the US flag was lowered into position in order to get the iconic photo of him with arm raises surrounded by secret service and the flag.

Also somehow the official whiteboard photographer caught a pic of the bullet in mid flight just a foot behind his head

I know journalists like to go to war zones and such but running towards the target of a shooting with no protective gear is not gonna happen. They also just kind of shimmied into position… There wasn’t any real panic

Also the pic of the bullet is just too much… There’s no way

Are we pretending the white house photographer caught a blurred picture of the actual bullet as it whizzed by his head?

Maybe during a shooting you should run for cover and maybe not towards the general area of the target

Why was the flag guy ready to lower the flag so fast?

Like the sharks swimming right now

I liked when the camera people were rushed into the proper spot and the flag was lowered so it’d be in the frame when he reappeared

Ok sure old man …let’s get you back in bed

The executive summary of their investigation will be …

“What the fuck.”

And the destruction of our environment and water supply too

That genie looks like it’s 5 minutes away from a cardiac arrest

I’m usually mocking people because they believe in retarded gods

Masks are only for surgery