I have a reoccurring dream about that.

Bouncing, that is. Cough, cough…

Then a large boxing glove pops out of the flower on my chest, and knocks the fucker to the next county.

“Get your fucking hands of me!” Jamie Foxx does a pretty good impression.

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Whole profile is gone now…ha!

Why did they have to call it that?!

It’s rock now, no?

Hope they had enough litter boxes and doggy pee pads.

Alright, alright, okay.

Says “spicygay”…

EPA, Environment Profit Agency

So …

High school bathroom during lunch. 15 or so guys, handful smoking. Saw a guy making a smiley face on the ceiling with a cigarette lighter. It just leaves a soot mark that wipes away easily.

No sooner do I attempt to do the same thing, the principal walked in and saw me…

“YOU!” he yelled. “You’re going to HQ!” Like he was a cop or something.

Cops came, he said that he wanted me charged with attempted arson. He took the cops to the bathroom. When they came back, the cops were kind of laughing at the principal.

Got charged with criminal damage to property, but it got dropped, because the mark could be wiped off easily.

There is. Someone else should have yelled out “and he’ll do it again” to see if he slips up. “Yeah…wait…”

And dragged him horse collar, choking him the whole way! Lucky that didn’t force the strapnel into his artery!

He can’t even give a good middle finger. Like he could only manage to lift up the first two finger segments and not even make a full fist. Like a little kid flipping the bird.

And not a very good comeback for someone who did so well on their cognitive test.

There’s a video?!

“Look, it’s not like we get a special cop bonus, if everyone survives in there, just do whatever.”

A certain school shooting comes to mind…

They look like a family of psychopaths.

Whenever I have the time, no matter the count.

Nope, you’re only going to get hotter, sorry.