JailElonMusk

When he steals our democracy and outlaws all other political parties…I bet Schumer, Jeffries, Collins, and the useless lot will all be seriously concerned.

They’re probably all sitting cross legged getting their strongly worded letter constructed.

… Is it too late to become Canadian?

Imagine for a moment if you will…

You or I break the law.

For a crime where we get to KEEP DOING IT for 14 months, the entire time they are litigating it.

Then it’s deemed so egregiously illegal by the highest court in the land (of which you’ve appointed 1/3 of).

That they demand you stop, and you…take the weekend to think about it?

Then you just move next door and continue breaking the law in an almost identical fashion.

Now imagine it’s for 175 billion dollars stolen from every American for generations.

Why would no one go to jail for this?

Why aren’t people getting fired, impeached, or removed?

Introducing Trump Airfare!

Now you can wait longer to get on a plane for the illusion of security AND get to experience the excitement of colliding with another aircraft mid flight.

Something something golden age…

It’s universal health care in the sense that these billionaire assholes will provide healthcare to the entire universe before providing for American citizens.

Every day the line between cartoonishly evil and cartoonishly stupid gets smaller with this administration.

Great and thoughtful whataboutism!

Remember when that documentary came out in 2020 when Michelle Obama was totally still in government as the first lady?

Oh wait…

Also I remember that when the deal was given to the Obama’s during Barrack’s Tariff Fiasco he cut a sweet heart deal to Jeff Bezos after they got the bribe, I mean movie deal?

Wait that was Barrack HUSSAIN Obama right? Right?

Remember how Michelle Obama was paid more for her movie than ANY other documentary in history?

Wait, the movie isn’t called Michelle…

You guys seem like my kind of people!

This administration is only going to approve these satellites if they are powered by coal.

Or if you give them a big fat bribe, either one will suffice.

Spoiler Alert: We don’t.

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