ObliviousEnlightenment

The states run the elections, and scotus has shown they arent with you that far; good luck with that

Sorry sir, I’m doing my best

It’s a Spaceballs reference

Have you considered maybe Valves monopoly is natural? That is convenient to have all the games in one place and their customers like what they’re selling?

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who knows about this

Atp I kinda want to try just because their reaction will be hilarious either way. Just troll em fuck it

I’m not familiar with the Ottoman case. Cuba ig I see an argument for. It didn’t occur to me because the Bay of Pigs isn’t usually thought of as a war and it mostly wasn’t us on the ground. In any case, it was such a slap dash affair that it only makes my argument stronger

Oh it’s absolutely beautiful. For the first time in a year and a half, I’m not fucking ashamed of my tribe; and I look forward to feeling similar about my government.

Yoo. Ess. Ay.

And then we take a song you wrote to mock us and sing it as a celebration of that time we kicked your ass.

The club of those who beat us includes only three members, two of which were proxy wars we ultimately weren’t willing to commit to. Not exactly a record that screams “easy target”

Well that’s the wonderful thing about being a cult leader. You’re the only one who can solve the problem. So you get whatever you want, you get all the credit when things go well, and when everything goes wrong… you become everyone’s scapegoat. It’s not a valid excuse, but it is human psychology.