Ignotum

If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.

My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running

And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count

Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours

I see an image, maybe it has a single line of text, then i’m onto the next one, maybe it’s not as bad as those others, but it probably isn’t great for me either 🙈

Does that include lemmy?

in a civilized society

Not relevant here, this case is happening in the US

Me neither, only about game of thrones singles in my area, as previously stated

Yeah i’ve done that, but all i get is a fullscreen still-image 🤷

That’s not a bad thing though, that’s how i learned that there are GoT singles in my area

I assume that is a webp animation? Doesn’t appear to work on jerboa 😬 (or it just failed to load more than the first frame for some reason, idunno)

That would keep them out of OPs butt, and i do not think that is the goal

If they could upgrade that from a warning to a promise, i might consider giving them some money

Carbon monoxide poisoning has claimed another victim from the sounds of it

Don’t listen to this, this is lies spread by sea monsters to make us put lights on our boats, making them easier to spot

If a cup 'o joe doesn’t fix it, try a second one

If you start shaking but you’re still tired, idunno try crack maybe?

Yeah I’ve heard that the premade stuff you sometimes find in the freezer section doesn’t have quite the same kick to it

I would, but there aren’t any stores nearby that sells it

Water doesn’t get hot enough, that’s why i usually wash plastic containers in hot frying oil

Death and Einstein were walking down the street, Death walked into a bar, Einstein ducked

I have mastered death, it can no longer destroy me

If someone came into my house, bribed me with food, lied to my face, then left, i would just be left very confused

I have never had Linux break due to a fart, either Linux is strong or my farts are weak