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It’s what plants crave!

Assuming they all produce the same amount of waste. For example, forcing a billionaire to go zero waste by eating them reduces much more than 10 average people reducing by 10%.

Honey badger don’t care, honey badger don’t give a fuck!

Just like grandma used to make

Eh, she’s had a good life. Carbon monoxide isn’t the worst way to go out.

I can’t believe public mastication is still legal

I don’t like puke on my toes, too squishy and warm

All the hummingbirds I see around here (pacific northwest) are territorial as fuck and will fight any others who dare come near their flower

At least he learned the first time. Some people I know would greatly benefit from a 2x4 upside the head.