It’s satire. It’s a bunch of typical LinkedIn nonsense (run every morning, read, do yoga, etc) then the bait and switch at the end is that their dad just gave them a multi-six-figure position at an investment firm he runs.
Not sure why they blacked out so much of the post, the original is funny enough.
Lol. Signed up for Qobuz (super annoying they block all of Proton’s email mask domains), and within 10 minutes I get an email from Spotify that my monthly price is increasing.
your personal recommendations might not be as on point as you’re used to
I see this as an absolute win! The algorithmically personalized playlists always end up just playing the same set of tracks over and over. I want new music that I like, not the same stale playlists.
It’s ICE. They aren’t known for putting stat points into wisdom.
Moral failings would imply they have any morals to live up to in the first place.
The only reason trump can survive it on a daily basis is because his dementia is so advanced that his brain is effectively mayonnaise and cannot recognize what is happening in the world around him.
It is illegal to own more than 6 sex toys in Texas:
Texas Penal Code 43.23 (f) states: “A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.” Elsewhere, the code defines the devices as “a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”