Yup, unless he was told the US in North America he would not get this joke. He would likely assume they were supporting him.

It’s pretty standard equipment on planes I’m assuming, lots of uses for it.

It happens somewhat regularly.

Still need a plastic fork, but I approve, lmao

That was my first thought. I don’t work a blue collar job but I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty. This guy looks like he’s never been near a running chainsaw.

No, but doing dishes is no fun.

Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats

I know this is cherry picked days, but it’s happened many times over the last hundred years. From 2000-2013 the market was essentially flat due to crashes in 2000 and 2008. Are you going to have enough stable assets for the market being flat for 13 years? no. Plus you’re talking about timing the market and knowing when these bull runs will start and for how long, which is just guessing. Not the best idea with your life’s savings.

While this is probably true, 4% rule will leave you with money left 95% of the time over 30 years, not for your lifetime. So if you’re going to withdraw money from this for longer than 30 years you should probably adjust your withdrawal percentage to less than 4%.

“That’s what they all say…”

“I-I mean, more of your kind”

“My kind?!?!”

What’s ligma?

There’s been investigations into people doing stuff like this, and they do not get paid out. Like the guy who bet there would be a streaker at the Superbowl, and then streaked at the Superbowl.

They would have a shit eating grin in the second picture

Looking at you Palm Beach airport

But does that really happen to a normal person? Like would a thief regularly drive through my neighborhood checking to see what Wi-Fi was enabled/disabled? If you’re that paranoid, why is your Wi-Fi even publicly listed?

Well this makes sense, do you think people are that observant?

I hate when I mix up the rum jug with the cum jug. Mixing it up with the piss jug is okay though.

I honestly don’t mind kids on planes except when their parents don’t give a shit how they behave. If they are at least putting some effort in having their kids behave, I totally understand. It’s the ones who let their awful kids go unchecked to become awful adults that drive me insane.

Forgetting to take the gloves off when they take a piss

No, we’ll destroy houses for freeways and data centers. There won’t be extra supply.