I’ve disconnected the doorbell at every place I’ve lived in the last 10 years. If I’m expecting you I’ll be waiting and opening the door for you, everyone else can leave a message or find a different way to contact me

I had a professor who never moved on from his hipster phase. Every once in a while he’d switch it up and wear tech bro sports jackets and graphic tees, like he was trying to branch out but he was more comfy with what he cultivated on his twenties and thirties lol

Sandy clearly has the high ground

Found the cold-hearted Sandy downvoter!

This is my favorite part tbh. What a dweeb

There’s a Native American phrase that is a morning greeting, but it means “you survived the night”

I love that he’s wearing a plate carrier like a fashy dweeb. Especially because people just lobbed water balloons and silly string at his face

I have sometimes wondered if the shooter heard what Kirk was saying when he took the shot

It’s very easy to make with a mold, and you can add any fillings you like