Can confirm. The plumbing in every household in the UK, regardless of class, is notoriously shit lol

Apparently women are.

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

And just how much of that is his influence directly responsible for? Talk about glass houses…

Bon appétit leopards.

This is the most pretentious, my-shit-doesn’t-stink reply I’ve seen outside of an .ml instance lol

Touch grass.

That’s the joke.

Nick is pretending to stalk and kill Judy by biting her neck

The more we explain this the worse it sounds, lmaoooooo

Lmfao, how is the original shot somehow WORSE and more suggestive? Bahahahaha

Same, I have a similar conundrum. Everytime I go longer than a few days without checking US news some unspeakable shit goes down. Like a dictator getting kidnapped.

The constant battle between wanting to stay informed and the urge to live peacefully as an off-grid mountain man lol

They’re referencing Jerry Seinfeld. He does that.

Or did, probably before you guys were born lol

Lmao this is great

Leopards

The tyrants needed the guns.

They’re clearly not talking about reddit.

Perfection.

“If my neighbor loses their job it’s a recession, if I lose my job it’s a depression.”

True AF. Cannot stand when people calling the shit “recessions”. The epitome of denial.

high school grads who can “barely read or write”

'Merica.

Looks like the decades-long reputation of educational institutions is finally crumbling and Americans will at last be forced to suffer through the same “Back in my country, I was doctor. But since my degree is considered no good here, now we run a convenience store” cliche.