

Cigarettes - I’d probably go with cigars now, anyway. I’m evolving!
Also
And industrial sabotage on behalf of an environmental cause. Okay that’s not because i’m scared i guess i’ve just been too lazy. Also no point making other workers’ lives harder, most of the time. Point me in the direction of a truly worthy cause and I’ll bring a sledgehammer
I can imagine them digging it out of storage in the future before we make a trip to another universe