Bandaids and cosmetic change is fast, reform is slow

Environmental variables master race

Yes, quad9 has DNS adblock

Powdered milk is a miracle wasted on the poor, the fact that no company has jumped on “freeze dried milkshakes” that you just add water to shows that America has lost its entrepreneurial spirit.

Oh no my bone spurs are acting up again

Microsoft spent $7.5 billion for Github, and managed to find use for the repo.

I can see some sort of subscription service where Nvidia allows you to run on model on their hardware. And also something has to boost their valuation to drive the stock up, and releasing new cards right now is a waste with RAM prices going ever upwards.

If this was a just world, Watters would never talk about genital mutilation again, but we have the second best world, so this will just eat at him for ages and he’ll keep getting them to replay this clip with him looking stupider and getting madder each time

Ugh. I hate when they put all the horny stuff upfront so you’ll keep reading

The form is sent to HR, the resume is read by a hiring manager

Device interoperability is seen as a security vulnerability by the “Support Open Standards” community

I’m going to take a stab in the dark and say this typeface is going to be whatever the closest one is that’s available in Canva Free

With apologies to Eddie Izzard

“Hey, you lot, you’re now Byzantines.”

“What, no we’re Roman.”

“No, it’s cool, it rolls off the tongue, give it a year, you’ll love it.”

“No, we’re part of the Roman Empire.”

“No, think about it, Byzantine empire. Sounds majestic.”

“…”

“Catch you later… Bring tithes.”

I can’t wait to watch the documentary on hsi life, Death by Lightning Helix

Guy who faked his death and now does historical video essays on YouTube

https://youtube.com/@seanmunger

It’s a good thing that this could never happen to Lemmy and some vindictive mod would just take their instance offline, right… Right?

Upon managing to access the presidential bunker, the “march on D.C.” group were unsurprised to find that the first lady and chief of war had taken their own lives, what they were surprised to discover was the commander and chief had chosen not to, but instead empty his entire clip into the already deceased secretary of war at close range.

"Did we get anything from the attacks? "

absolute fire shitposts