Neither does eating the public bathroom hand sanitiser

Head chef, venue manager, and operator are all likely to face criminal charges for something like that. Regulators do not fuck around, least here in aus

I’m always surprised how Americans think they’ll get a trial from doing this instead of being shot back at.

I love people reading titles and then asking for details, like the article is right there lol

You can write omniscient narrators that state the objective truth of the story. They’re only biased in the sense that language itself is interpretive. Personally I find that to be a redundant argument.

Can’t fool me, I already know everyone on the Internet is just a bot except for me.

Hate those kinds of communities thats entire purpose is to make people mad, think I have them all filtered out now thankfully.

I think it’s fine. You can be a little biased online, as a treat.

You shouldn’t listen to anyone online and if you find someone sharing the same opinion as you, you should change your stance and get mad at that person.

Best part of this site honestly. I hope there’s someone out there who recognises and appreciates my shitposts

Nah. In my opinion if you want public healthcare then people have a responsibility to take care of themselves so not to unnecessarily drain public funding. Something I feel people don’t have a good understanding of is just how much we can save in healthcare costs by restricting unhealthy things; such as high sugar content consumables, alcohol and non medical drugs. Assuming you have a society that values public health of course, in the land of the free letting people reduce their life expectancy might do some real good on the global stage.

E: I also want to add that restrictions on unhealthy things doesn’t just save money, it saves lives; both from people not directly killing themselves through activities like smoking and indirectly from people not taking up space and resources within the healthcare system for selfish short term vanity projects.

Nah this is funny

Good point lol

People on Lemmy would be caught so quick if they were fish the way I keep seeing them fall for bait