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He hates the troops and values no lives but his own and those that he can use to further enable his malignant narcissism and further energy himself. They’re not even pieces on a game board to him, because games have rules that he’d have to play by. They’re action figures that he can smash with a hammer and light on fire.

Don’t forget her skunk stripe.

Remember to thank the Orange Jackass everybody.

That’s because “moderate Democrats” are just pre-insanity Republicans.

Yeah we can those kind of people “assholes.”

Lives are the God Emperor’s currency, and that currency should be spent wisely.

Donald Trump, however, is not the God Emperor. He is, in fact, a wastrel, a coward, a liar, and a cheat. He is a literal heretic, a figurative abomination, and a blight on the human race.

They’re all stacked on top of each other.

And here I thought that was just a joke from the Jimmy Kimball show.

Okay but why are his parents selling all his old stuff if he left for college? That seems kinda fucked up to me.

There’s no way this was done on accident.

Substantially messier than the flappy kind.

Yeah, we know. But it’s not like Congress or SCOTUS is doing anything to stop him. Or even slow him down.

You’re right that is funny. It’s funny in the way that a train obliterating a clown car is funny, but still.

Users just really believe in truth in advertising. Microslop wouldn’t be encouraging people to be dirty, filthy liars, would they?

My fiance, a chef, needed new work pants. I found her some that had pockets and she was very happy.

I was born January 1st, 1979 so I could feel young again.

See a psychiatrist.

Stop fucking saying it’s going to happen and just do it you assholes.

Well the Orange Jackass sure as hell doesn’t have the well-being of Iranians in mind.

I mean we already knew he’s a soulless monster, so…