Always put your phone on lock down mode if the Nazis are nearby. If it ends up in their possession, do a remote wipe.

Yes, but since we brilliantly decided we were good with militarizing the police, expect for them to respond with a battalion’s worth of goons that will absolutely mow down anything that moves without question. This is America.

It’s so her goons can LARP as Call of Duty players in first person.

Anybody want to postulate an over/under on when the gas chambers start?

I can think of a few other cars that could really use an RPG treatment.

Meh, I’d prefer a more permanent resolution.

The fundamental problem of all civilization is not hanging billionaires.

It would be a liberal city like Austin, so it would be treated the exact same way.