I got Korean BBQ flavored Spam out of curiosity the other day so you’re inspiring me to actually try it.

Wheat is a plant. If wheat was a vegetable we wouldn’t need the distinction between plant and vegetable.

Keep the number of conspirators to a minimum; that’s like Conspiracy 101.

That’s why I believe Bush did 9/11, but he kept it to himself. He didn’t coordinate anything. He just pretended not to read the “Bin Laden determined to strike U.S.” memo.

Y’all are going to hate this, but IMO a more viable solution is a subscription model. The more reliable an appliance is, the less you spend on it in the long run, so less profit for the manufacturer. With a subscription, the more reliable they make it, the more profit they get. Then you just need sufficient competition to keep the subscription prices low.

I like the preceding lines

Nails were expensive and difficult to obtain in the American colonies, so that abandoned houses were sometimes deliberately burned down to allow recovery of used nails from the ashes. This became such a problem in Virginia that a law was created to stop people from burning their houses when they moved.

That coin is clever because some people would rather keep the coin and the coin probably costs less to make than the Big Mac.

Lemmy: when you’re here, you’re family

I love that subtle cue about segregationism in the background

How did you break into my house to take this photo?

It does have to do with different drugs in some cases. Users in a k-hole (high on ketamine) tend to lean back.

For decades to come, kids will look at charts and ask: what’s that gap from? And we’ll tell them, “That’s the Trump administration”

Socky, I wish you were real

The pickles onion and barbeque sauce are nicely balanced and crunchy though