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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Here’s an esoteric one: Kill the internet (as we know it) before it begins.

    Okay, hear me out. Internetworking existed before HTTP and websites, and once the system of routing was there it was inevitable it would be used for all the things it is today. Email came first, and what is the Fediverse but an automated, abstracted-from-the-user email system?

    With no HTTP, somebody comes up with the idea of an application that formats your mailing lists into one navigable page, and then somebody else starts caching mailing list emails at the server until requested by a user (like an instance). SMTP directly transitions into ActivityPub, and there’s no need to build platforms overtop which can be monopolised. We might get to skip the Zuckerbergs and surveillance capitalism entirely.



  • If it’s Venezuala-ish economic collapse, fertiliser will probably still be available. Heck, with thorough composting need for that is pretty reduced, even. My buying advice leans towards unusual or higher-tech things as opposed to bulk products.

    If it’s war/apocalypse/disaster, a few acres will help or could even feed a whole person, depending on where in the US. A mix of things is advisable, maybe including animals, since it’s less likely everything fails at once. Medicine, fuel, water treatment supplies, batteries and ammunition are also recommended bulk items. Water itself if you’re in an arid place, and nonperishable food including cooking oil in case your minifarm has problems.

    If it’s a recession like 2008, just get your finances in order and an emergency fund. Life will go on.




  • Given unlimited time for whoever to break in undisturbed, nothing is secure.

    The relevant measure is how quickly someone could break in, without preparation and then with. That’s kind of how they rate safes.

    If you’re not Maduro and the goal is just to get away before they’re in, people have mentioned some good options to slow whoever down (alongside the silly suggestions). I’d also add trying to look unprepared, so they don’t come prepared for more than a door or window themselves, and having a non-obvious escape route to use in those critical seconds.

    Of course, if it’s an authority, after you’ve run away you’re down a small-ish house.